Wednesday, April 25, 2007

enjoy!

NEVER HEARD IT PUT QUITE THIS WAY BEFORE ! ! ! ! ! !

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Meir B (longmont) dancing

We just got back from NY and ofcourse YD is out cold, Chaya is playing on the floor, and Meir is dancing to the music. Check out those steps. Enjoy the link!! Sorry it took so long....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cO2mvBC4d0

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Happy Bithdays, Tatty & Mushky!



Shvei Shel Pesach is the birthday of my dear father. We wish him a year full of simcha, gezunt, parnassa and nachas from the children and eineklach! Happy Birthday!



Acharon Shel Pesach is the birthday of Chaya Mushka Borenstein (of 37)! Happy 17th birthday- Mushk! During this year you have the koach to change the "sour seventeen" into "sweet seventeen". Wishing you all the best...Love, the Borensteins worldwide

Moishe Nachman's trip to Melbourne, Austrailia!




As you can tell, Cheyenna was the official tour guide!

enjoying the wedding!


Chaya Mushka Borenstein-Italy




Levy Konikov


Mendy Konikov

Having Fun At Madd Fun - The Telsners